I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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