it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this just has baby written all over it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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