I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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