i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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