just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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