I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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