You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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