So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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