The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
