About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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