I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I supernannyed him into submission
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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