We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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