sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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