i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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