Your dad touched me again.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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