Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize