Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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