I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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