Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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