Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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