The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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