Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This baby is an asshole
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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