Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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