i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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