That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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