I'm drive I can fine osifer
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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