these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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