i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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