I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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