I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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