I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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