You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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