just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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