and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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