Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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