Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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