Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
literally had 100 drinks last night.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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