I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
birth control should be required to get into college
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
