i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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