K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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