he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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