Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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