Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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