I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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