the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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