girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
