yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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