Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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