I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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