Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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