She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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