Do you still have your period?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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