Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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