I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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