do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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