guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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