Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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