did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My dick has a subreddit
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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